lifeone, a.k.a. Robert Banks, Slap Master Robert Banks, Matzoh Man, the Jewza, The Old Dirty Rabbi, & The Ill Hebrew

Straight from the slums of Scranton, Pennsylvania comes hip-hop’s own “hardline half Hebrew,” lifeone. Known as the john holmes of hip-hop, lifeone has been slapping fools and taking names since 2002. A captain of the fyc byrdgang, as well as an established literary genius, and all around good guy, lifeone says his crowning moment was, “buying my moms that cadillac she always wanted, yo.” lifeone enjoys walks on the beach, scuba diving, parasailing, professional skateboarding, the new york knicks, drinking 40’s and fellatious women. He tested negative for all sexually transmitted diseases as of 11/29/06, a fact that he insisted we include in this biography. “The most common misconception about me,” explains lifeone, “is that I still got the clap. I took care of that shit months ago. So bitches, if yer reading this shit, get at me yo!”

WillSHANK, a.k.a. the Grape Ape, Dumpy McBananaclip, Fleabag, Magilla Cutty, “What Can Brown Do for You”, The Brown Hornet, & Will STAB.

Founder of the Cancer for your Cure Foundation, and many other civic groups. WillSHANK is a benevolent citizen who cares much about the small urban youth of Morocco and other countries.

Hailing from the fair Atlanta, Georgia, WillSHANK discovered his love for hip-hop as a luchadore while touring with the Mexican Wrestling League in Guadalajara, where he went by the name “La Muerte Grande” (The Big Death). He eventually retired from the league due to the meager salary, which was not enough to feed all 19 of his illegitimate children. The illest Pakistani producer to have ever graced the South. He found his niche in making beats too slow for MCs to rap on, do to his ever changing world view. Shank stated, “maybe one day, drop the egos and we can work SON!” However salty the ever mysterious WillSHANK may be after his tragic Mexican wrestling league accident, his sometimes exuberant demeanor helps him to deal with his constant international child support battles, and of course his being banned in the UK, Japan, Portugal and most of South America. WillSHANK fears his incorrigible libido will forever keep him within the confines of an unjust child support system instituted by frivolous feminist groups and an ignorant public. “Yea it was a tragedy! Can you repeat the question?” says WillSHANK. Forever a habitual linestepper, he has nimble fingers and smells of Burberry cologne. He also mentioned in passing that he hates trifling bitches, hoes, stunts, and bald headed tricks. All around world champion hater, WillSHANK is a force to reckon with.